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DRAMA

[You step into a small room, reasonably comfortable room with plenty of chairs for you to sit on, and the door promptly locks behind you. Everything is decorated in your team colors, with splashes of neutral cream.]

On one wall is a huge, laminated poster bearing your instructions. On the lone table in the middle of the room, you find a tall glass cylinder labelled "Bank"; it contains 15 small orbs in your team color. You also find: four buttons (Hand, Shield, Lunch, Kit) that you can press should you wish to make a purchase; the six cards that are to be your starting hand; and five card-shaped, team-colored slots. Your team color is notably missing.

Everything is utterly indestructible, no matter what you try to do.]

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"Kneecapping" is easier to say.

[sigh. . .]

I'd play that one, the spider, and the hypersensitivity card.

We're finally playing the spider? Yes!!

[He looks way too excited about this. Mostly he just wants to meet the giant spider.]

We still can't play cards on ourselves, right? I wanna see what happens if I get hypersensitivity.

[HOLDING UP BOTH HANDS]

. . . I dunno yet! Only if we decide play three cards instead of two.

And no, we still can't play cards on ourselves.

Edited 2014-09-12 22:49 (UTC)

Aww. [He actually looks disappointed.]

Well, he said this would probably be the last round, right? So if you guys are worried about putting people at a disadvantage for whatever reason, it doesn't matter as much.